Intelligent Lounge Project (ILP)

Effort has been made to automate several of the more difficult and complicated actions associated with a complete lounge enjoyment experience, i.e., turning on the lights, opening the drapes, developing an AI protocol by which it will always be possible to know who left the cheese pizza on the coffee table for three nights in a row. This project involves, among other things, 6-foot screws and a continuous humorous pronunciation of the syllable "ilp."