"At one point, I was in a drag bar in Manhatten ..."
-Rob Letzler, during a visit to THWest
"Michael, this cheese pack exploded, so you need to eat it."
-Liz, 7:54AM 6/19/01
"Shit. I ordered the wrong $100 yo yo fucking online ordering."
-Mike Boilen, on vTH, 12:18 AM 6/18/01.
"Korinthe says: donald : Prometheus :: mgb : Edison, wtr vth Donald asks: Doesn't that mean I get tortured for eternity? John asks: So does Soren get to play the role of the big eagle that eats your entrails?"
-folks, on vth
Beca says: Stalin
Beca says: he had issues
-4:49PM, June 4th 2001 on vTH
"I had to keep my legs crossed because my loins were in a riot..."
--Terry
"I think that, by definition, if you're a rich, straight, white guy... you're not gay."
--Chris C. ridiculing Abercrombie's marketing campaign.
"I love how this seat contours to my ass, now."
-Chris Chin, Trying out his high pressure blower at 1:30 am, 5-13-01.
A few minutes later: "It's like a bidet, but with air."
"You said that you would bake us cookies, beca... Let's bake number theory. I mean take number theory"
-Thomas Wooldridge, after kicking back a few
"I'm 20 years old, yeah. I shouldn't have a pikachu."
-An Le, Late in the night
""Its like the firey beef in the ratty, but in beard form""
-Mix Master Morty (Dan), random quote 'bout meech's beard
"Living in sin is *so* much better than working!"
-Alex, in Beca's room talking about mcohabitation.
"What is quorum? Enough people to argue?"
-Joe, in passing.
"If the Talmud was a person right now, I'd be kicking its ass."
-Marsha, discussing Ratty kosher food at midnight on the eve of Reading Period, Spring 2001.
"Girls have crotches!"
-Alex, at the officer election, at the top of her lungs.
"Don't think... Just let it happen."
-James Bond
"Get in focus... OOH! Big dragoons! Wow!"
-Mike Fried, while playing with his new camera lens at a Starcraft game.
"Linux just sucks... (people begin to give our sysadmin funny looks) It does!"
-Niq, During the Meeting, 4/16
TV add: "Do you really know your lover?"
Donald: "I don't know my lover and I really wish someone would introduce us."
"The people here are more entertaining [than in Dave's dorm]...because they're all really weird...."
-Dan (Beca and Dave Erickson's younger brother), in favor of hanging out at Techhouse rather than going to the Machado House party on Friday night.
"You're kind-of a red-head."
-Alex, To Mike F. in the lounge.
Mike: "I was being lazy."
Keith: "You were being insufficiently lazy."
-Mike and Keith regarding laziness.
"You might be a redneck if... the pumping lemma works on your family tree."
-Chris C., At 3:30AM
"I feel so much like almost a frat boy!"
-Niq, while pouring cheap rum into a bowl of ice cream
"Whooa! More ice cream!"
-Beca, in response
"At least it's not giving me an erection anymore."
-Chris C., Wearing a nipple clamp.
"Owwww, it's starting to hurt again... the pain..."
-Chris C., 2 minutes later
"But Joe, aren't you having fun?"
-Clara, at 2 AM, Sunday morning, 3/25/01.
"Yeah. I'm installing a VT to a system on which I don't have an
account."
-Joe, in response to Clara, after 12 hours of techtime.
"Shawn, I validate your ass."
-Veronica, at the March birthday party on 3/22/01.
"Must fluff pillow... no wait, that's my cervix."
-Donald, 3/21/01 3:40AM
"Cool. Beer in the library. I always drink beer in the library."
-Alaina, Alison's friend who is not as straight-edge as Alison is.
"My turtle hates me."
-Scott, discussing logo
"I represent the lunatic fringe."
-Professor Patricia Herlihy, when assigning non-Orthodox religions for oral
reports.
Clara: "Veronica, I'm sorry, but I've never disliked you."
Veronica: "I'm so ashamed of myself."
-Techhouse Lounge, 3/13/01, 3AM
"I'm gonna flood the server."
-Serge, as he unbelts his pants in the TH library.
"It's so much easier to blame it on the bagel."
-Liz, 12:34AM, when Liz was really tired.
"I don't think Set's like an IQ test... 'cause I'm horrible at it...."
-David, discussing games for game night.
"Can I be your flying monkey?"
-Veronica, at 12:41 PM Tuesday, December 19, 2000.
S: "What was that?"
B: " 'Rice Krispie Treats...[something something
something]....oooo
baby!' "
-Suzanne and Beca, partially overhearing conversations in the Techhouse hallway.
"Well, the saying goes, "If there is artificial intelligence, then there must be artificial stupidity.""
-John, 1:54AM 12/5/00
"Who's yo' daddy?"
-Serge, "screwing" a chair together without the aid of any electrical "power tools."
"It keeps me from pooping all over the place like a rabbit, or a small rodent."
-Serge, When asked about his stash of "health food"
"Sure, build a trebuchet. It's not like it's a knife, or a sword, or a gun or anything..."
-Dean Inman, To Clara, giving her the go-ahead for a siege engine.
"Aaa! Go somewhere else, man!"
-Shawn, at the officer's meeting to a spider.
"As a mathematician, I find this fascinating. As a citizen I find it slightly disturbing."
-John Leen, commenting on how Nader actually could change the outcome of the election because of the 50%, 48%, 2% vote in Florida.
"Dynamic Data Exchange... aka hit paste and your application crashes."
-John Leen, over the phone on election night
"I would never take it if I knew I were drunk; of course, I did it the other night, and I got to the state where I was conscious but I couldn't move."
-Sam, in Beca's room.
"Those were when I was here, and you weren't born yet."
-Chris Browne, in response to Shawn's observation that we have some really old editions of the Critical Review.
Mike: "Will I ever graduate?"
Eight-Ball: "Concentrate and try again"
-1:20AM in Suzanne and Beca's room
"Zowie."
-Suzanne, at 2am in response to Beca's repossession of a bottle of scotch.
"I drove through a stop light, a Honda Accord, and a Nissan pickup truck."
-Nik, discussing the driving of a U-Haul for the Oxfam Hourglass project
"As soon as I can afford Julia Roberts, I'll buy her."
-Serge, talking about wealth and happiness @ 4AM
"Dude, every time I say something, someone's like 'Quotes page'."
-Alex, late at night
