What better way to give a tour is to give a tour of yours truly.  Since I'm already popular on the net (topcelebsdownloads.com rank #12), I decided to just link those fan websites of mine here.
	EYES - Ok, this one isn't actually a picture of my eyes, but it simulates what I can do to you if you fail to serve your purpose to me. (see eyes)
	MOUTH - I have a big mouth.  Not as big as this guy.  Some fan actually thought this was a picture of me. My mouth isn't that big.  (see mouth)
	GROIN - Well, this part of my body I am not so comfortable discussing with the general public since it ruins the special occasions where I can give private sessions.  Here's a fan site dedicated to me, whereI was the main test subject. (see groin)
	ASS - Warning!  This is a fan site that you do not want to see.  You will be surprised how look-alike the picture is compared to my ass.  However, I am warning you not to stare at the page for a long time.  Actually, do not find or look at the link. (see ass)    (see actual ass)