Quotes Page

Things Heard 'Round Tech House 2001 - 2002

  • "I'm gonna try it on and see how gay I look."
    -Shawn, late Friday night, 5-17-02

  • "Oh look! It's a new shirt for my sister!"
    -Laura Brion, Regarding a clear plastic bag David F. had just cut the bottom of of.

  • "Or we could just stick our dicks in each others' mouths and get it over with."
    -Jordan Parker, while studying Quadratic Sieve for MA158 final

  • "Watson and Crick. They invented DNA."
    -Yotam, In the library, discussing the "Watson" in the CIT's real name.

  • "Yoink! Got yer halo....SUCKA!"
    -Alex, in the kitchen, 5/9/02

  • ""Thanks to you, Clara, now I will have smooth bowel movement." (Shear, popping grapes in his mouth)"
    -Shear Jue Len,

  • "That's not a squirrel! That's my hand!"
    -Pete Hopkins, 4/29/02, near midnight

  • "She's oxidizing, she's oxidizing, I knew she shouldnave gotten the cheap breast implants! "
    -Veronica, Discussing a porn actress named "Chest Morgan."

  • ""I could have been weird sperm""
    -Eric, Referring to his length of weirdness

  • "I'm building a new deck while you guys are spooning."
    -Rich, in the library during Spring Weekend, while Pete and David Reiss argue over the position of spoons

  • "Dood, it looks like his cock went inside-out! What is up with that?"
    -Rob Allen, at TH pr0n night

  • Clara: What's that on the left?
    Beca: That's New Jersey!
    -while designing T-Shirts

  • "It's like American Beauty, when she's covered in roses, eexcept that I'm in a ball pit......there's kiddie porn for you!""
    -Mikka, in the Ball Pit, 3-31-02, having removed her pants.

  • "Geometry for porn stars -- this in an obtuse angle."
    -Mikka

  • "People don't like me?"
    -Justin N.

  • "Just because I have family in South America doesn't mean I'm going to move to Portugal."
    -Eric, Pi day

  • ""It's like loving a hot dog. It's so stupid!""
    -Nihal, While watching Vampire Hunter D:Bloodlust, commenting on the vampire/human relationship

  • "I'm sorry about spilling your seed all over the place."
    -Richard Shay, After breaking David Feuer's bag of flax seed and spilling it all over Laura's room.

  • "I dunno, cause I'm mad."
    -An, in response to dreiss saying "Why are you hitting me?"

  • "Harvard has such an atmosphere of oppression....I've been there a lot, and I've always felt oppressed."
    -Clara, in the kitchen, 2/21/02.

    From the Daily Jolt:
    win98 cd ? -harkness
    Guest: "if anyone in harkness has a working win98 cd (not SE) that they would let me borrow for an hr, please e-mail dannyb@brown.edu or just stop by 314. thanks very much"
    MK: "You're in Techhouse. Walk down the hall and ask someone."
    yo MK: "good idea, but unfortunately most techhouse people are smart enough to use LINUX instead of Win98."
    Guest (different guest?): "Most techhouse people I know use Win2000 for their personal computers"
    yo Guest...: "sweet dude. thanks for that helpful factoid."
    X: Fools, soon the lovliness of Mac OS X and it's BSD kernel will rule all. MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
    - Brown Daily Jolt, 2/18/02, 4:17 pm - 10:32 pm.

    DMLou is happy to say he's been clean and love free for 3 years, 9 months :P
    DMLou says: which reminds me... I need to figure out how I'm gonna celebreate my antiversary
    -vTH, 2/18/02

  • An: "I like to be a..."
    Curran: "player?"
    An: "No, a renaissance man!"
    - 2/12/02

  • ""It's both pickled and creamy. Don't think -- just eat!""
    -Alex, in the kitchen, 2/5/02, to Curran

  • "Excuse me, but is there a room with a big-screen TV around here?"
    -Random Brown student, in the Techhouse basement, during the Superbowl.

    "By free artist commune, we mean brothel!"
    -- Sara "Pimpin'" Grady, while helping prepare food for the Superbowl, 2/3/02.

    DMLou says: I don't think that when people say MS is "evil," they mean that MS is Satan or anything like that.
    -- vTH, 1/22/02

    Beca: "The thing with Soren is that he TALKED sketchy, but he didn't actually DO anything."
    Curran: "I know. He never put out."
    -- TH lounge, 1/21/02, wee hours

    "DMLou says: yeah... the wait at Al Forno's is why I ended up going to Hooters instead."
    -vTH, 1/11/02

    An says: wow, ive completed 6 AM and 6 CS
    An says: what a FUCKING waste of time
    -on vTH, while reviewing thwho

    DMLou says: I'm as static as the cling of your socks when you take them out of the dryer :P
    Beca says: HA! I use dryer sheets.
    (Pause)
    DMLou says: I was being proverbial.
    vTH, December 31, 2001, at 1:05 PM.

  • "I so disapprove of making out with a three year old who only has one more year to live."
    -Clara, while watching Blade Runner (12/17/01)

    Joe: "So..it can be Massa-fuckin-chusetts, but NOT Massachu-fuckin-setts nor Mass-fuckin-achusetts?"
    Clara: "Right."
    David R: "What's a `chusett'?"
    -While Joe does Linguistics homework, 12/6/01

    Greg: "Do you know what the spice of life is?"
    Yotam: "Saffron?"
    -yotam & greg, in the library with pizzaz

    cchin: "Share!!!"
    dreiss: "But...it's my ARM!"
    -on dreiss' bed, 12/3/01

    David Eigen: Ooo...can it say "kitchen" instead of "-"?
    David Reiss: I want it to *work*...
    -fixing the vt and arguing about it....12-01-01.

    David Eigen: [Drawing on the whiteboard] This is my range of how big a slice of pizza is.
    Joe: What is that? An orbital? It's not like there's a probability distribution for pizza size.

  • "That's because I have tits and you don't."
    -Terry, David F. said to Rich "You have to admit that she's more distracting than I am"

  • "There's whips and chains and dildos and vibrators and handcuffs..."
    -Clara, playing 'i have never...'

  • "I like simple words. Well, not always. But when talking about hair..."
    -David Reiss, while discussing the meaning of the word "cephalic hair" and why it was being used instead of "top-of-the-head hair"

    Meech: So what do you think of that pita bread?
    Mike P: Ahhhh.....errrrrr.......that was hard!

  • "yeah. my god, they should take out the male characters, the game would sell better..."
    -Evan's response in looking at preview pictures of the upcoming X-box game, Dead or Alive 3

  • "This is not a country."
    -David Feuer, In the kitchen, late at night. Referring to the United States.

  • "Most people my age are 19."
    -Laura Brion -- age 20, In the kitchen late at night.

  • "(imitating female-1) Oh, I love how these guys are so in touch with their feminime side by gardening. (imitating female-2) Yes, I think we should put on a lingerie model show for them."
    -Dan Mortensen, after An asked "Hey, what if female-1 and female-2 were here, I wonder what they would say about us two gardening."

  • "Oh my God, I just touched Serge's balls!"
    -Chris Nemcosky, five minutes later

  • "Every man in sweathouse... err..."
    -Chris Nemcosky, after his first sips of beer

  • "It's like studying with fruit."
    -Clara, Validating Joe's Scrabble existence of the word "cran".

  • "It turns me on when you put that in your mouth like that Chris (Nemcosky)."
    -Jordan Parker, Giving a serious voice and stare while Chris was eating a free italian sausage at the commencement fair.

  • "Man-jam is good, but I still prefer Man-mustard"
    -Jordan Parker, Talking about Dan's Playboy.

  • "Yeh!!! Rock on!!! [10 seconds later] Wait a second. This is Pearl Jam!! I just rocked out to Pearl Jam?!?! [Runs out of room]"
    -Alex, hearing Techhouse Radio for the first time.

  • "No, I want to throw it out the window, light it on fire, and piss all over it!!!"
    -Eric, In response to whether he would like to skip the current homework problem.

  • "Um, I think that qualifies as a party. I mean, there were girls and music. Well, there were only girls for short periods of time, but there was music...."
    -David Reiss, about the party in Vik's room.

  • "So are you having surgery *all day*?"
    -An, in response to Brandy saying that a barbecue on Friday would not be convenient for her...

  • "I like small balls, and I cannot lie."
    -Mike Plotz, while judging the size of Eric's balls

  • ""How could your foot fall asleep while you are doing marital arts?""
    -Beca, on vTH

  • "no way... i'm only perverted online and maybe in private environments... i come off as this innocent, nice guy in public"
    -ale, on vth

  • "It's like saying someone who's into leather would accept vinyl."
    -TW, in deep thought about liberalism.

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