Quotes Page

Things Heard 'Round Tech House 2002 - 2003
Beca: You can't eat that [the burnt bits at the bottom of the pan] - it's impenetrable!
Soren: It's not impenetrable! (goes over to look at the pan on the stove) Mmm...look at this yummy stuff on the stove....
Dylan: Oh, and look at the fridge! It's full of food!

-Beca, Soren and Dylan, discussing Soren's need to clean his plate of food. 5/27/03

  • "Mmmmm.....Rich!"
    -Clara, drinking cocoa, in Rich's presence, May 17, 2003 after a very cold midnight game of Capture The Flag.

  • "dayam!! That's like O(F*CKED)!!"
    -Mike Tschantz, While discussing CS theory

  • "It doesn't have to be funny, it just has to be a quotable quote. Like, I could say, 'you're out of talking tokens!'"
    -Len, Lounge, 4:10AM, about whether or not to quote a quote

  • "Whoa, butt!"
    -Beca, 5/9/03, while stepping on Eric's ass.


  • Dylan: "I am the phalanx?"
    Marcus: "I am the phalanx!"
    confusion about who they are, early morning, May 4, as Marcus and Dylan survey various bathroom utensils

  • "This is like DoA come to life!"
    -Nihal at Hooters,

  • DMLou says: a cat's saliva has a natural deodorant agent in it
    Beca says: interesting
    DMLou says: yeah... just be careful the next time you use your cat as a roll-on
    Beca says: though, training a cat to lick my armpits isn't really my style
    DMLou gets a funny image of that
    Beca says: (I can't believe I just typed that)
    -April 24, 2003, on vth

  • David Feuer: I'm taking the airport shuttle.
    David Reiss: To where?
    David Feuer: The airport.
    -April 22, 2003, late at night.

  • "I slept with Mikka's husband... I couldn't help it, he overpowered me"
    -Jason, April 21st, 2003, after an interesting night

  • "As a woman, I take offence to that."
    -Mike Tschantz, TH Library, midnight

  • "Yeah, he really is annoying."
    -David Feuer, TH library, 2:30 AM

  • "If Meech wants to be a goddess, he can be a f*ckin' goddess!"
    -Dave, reasserting control of the Officer Elections meeting
    after kitchen deity nominations devolved into discussion of gender roles,
    4/14/2003 ~1 AM.

  • "Chris: You f*cking suck, An
    An: What can I say? I like cock."
    -Chris and An, While playing Chrononauts at 3:46 AM on Spring Weekend

  • "The Japanese have issues."
    -Marsha, While watching "Legend of the Overfiend"

  • "We have at least four more days [until the world ends]."
    "Who's doing who?"
    - Eric and An, in the library, 4/10/2003

  • From vTH...
    Beca says: also, I can't go to pr0n night.
    DMLou says: why not?
    Beca says: I'm still Techhouse Mom, since no one has steppedup to fill the position. You don't invite Mom to watch porn with you.
    DMLou says: maybe not in your family... j/k
    -Beca and Lou, on vTH, 4/10/2003 at 1:38 pm

  • "I don't have nuts. How many times do I have to tell you that?"
    -Clara, Refering to a project.

  • "I can't pop you up because I don't have a spring up my butt."
    -Mike Plotz

  • DMLou says: you're like the spanish inquisition - I never expect you
    -Lou, to Beca on vTH, April 1, 2003, ~4:30 pm

  • From VTH...
    DMLou says: I had a really fucked up dream last night.
    DMLou says: the dream started by me driving to Israel (yes, Israel).
    DMLou says: when I got there, I met Yassir Arafat who wanted to buy a house
    DMLou says: however, apparently Yassir's credit rating was pretty crappy, so I had to co-sign with him on the mortgage
    DMLou says: so I went to the bank with Arafat and co-signed the mortgage
    DMLou says: then while he was doing some paperwork, I went to some ice cream shop across the street from the bank for ice cream and cake
    DMLou says: I met Arafat outisde the ice cream shop afterwards and then drove him back to his sister's place, where he was currently staying
    DMLou teases: and then I woke up :P
    - April 1, 2003, 11:15 AM.

  • From VTH...
    DuctTape says (to Korinthe): I don't know. But it's been my lot in life for the last 10 days to get myself into trouble whenever I open my moth.
    DuctTape says: erm, mouth.
    Korinthe exclaims: better than getting into trouble when you open your fly!!!
    - March 17, 2003

  • From VTH...
    Beca says: okay, time for me to go home and do Laundry
    Beca says: Freudian slip there
    - March 7, 2003

  • "Wow, that's a big activation device."
    -Jon Bankard, while grabbing an's psyduck's crotch

  • "I would definitely perform sexual favors to get a single."
    -Tracy, while discussing what rooms we would get next year.

  • "You're making my leg vibrate!"
    -Jodie, in the ball pit, with Mikka on top

  • "Sue! We must Christen her with our bodies!"
    -Mikka, at Childhood Regression '03

  • "Taking a shit has worth, but you shouldn't do it in public."
    -Izzy, During the FanFic GISP (in the librarry).

  • "Yay, I've got balls now."
    -Jodie, While holding two marbles.

  • "I want to fuck the Momma Bear."
    -Eric, At Magic:TG, Feb '03

  • "No, I'm straight."
    -Laura, In response to an accusation of being a Brown student.

  • "Fuck me jay-sus, get down on ur knees"
    -Tom Woolly, with great melodrama and headlolling

  • "I'm usually the hammering force--" (Jason starts making monumental airborne pelvic thrusts) "...in these kinds of conversations..." (Pelvic thrusts don't stop...) "
    -Dylan, Lucky room 313 at 3AM. A highly philosophical debate on Instant Messaging. -December 4, 2002

  • "I need to get laid!? Sounds like the advice I'd get from some frat boy. But of course he'd be talking about having sex with another guy."
    -Jason, - On the topic of how to get over his academic dysfunction

  • "What's an X Box?"
    -Rich Shay, During a discussion about how an X inscribed in a box can be a notation for x^2.

  • "I like wood on my ass."
    -Matt Sarasin, Sitting on the mantle.

  • "If you're not doing work, you should blow up your roommate."
    -Soren, To Dylan, 4am, while Jason was playing videogames.

  • From VTH...
    DMLou says: the jury's still out as to whether or not I'll be wearing a goofy anime character costume, though
    Eris says: DMLou as Asuka
    Eris asks: DMLou as...DMLou?
    Eris says: DMLou as...totoro! wait that would be kd
    DMLou is not dressing up as asuka
    DMLou says: I have one of 3 options: Captain Nemo from Nadia, Tuxedo Mask, or the Sexy Commando
    Eris says: I still think you would make a great Asuka.
    -Lou and Veronica, July 19, 2002

  • Lou: "We need to get Chris a full body massage from a Vietnamese whore."
    Curran: "Lou needs to get his mind out of the red light district."
    Chris Mastrangelo: "Actually..."
    -Chez Curran, Beca, Clara, Dave Eigen, July 12, 2002

  • "as I brought it down my g string popped.."
    -Djo, in vth, July 1st (about a guitar string)

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