Quotes Page

Things Heard 'Round Tech House 2003 - 2004

  • "It wasn't nearly as impromptu as it was planned to be...."
    -Ryan, at 2 am, about the alumni barbecue earlier (Saturday, May 29th, 2004)

  • "Techhouse has a table? I knew I should have joined them!"
    -Passerby, Looking at the table arrangement for the Campus Dance.

  • MBF says (to DuctTape): Hey, check out http://www.lensbabies.com/
    Korinthe asks: did anyone else see that as "lesbians" first?
    Ryan says: yep
    Serge says: yes
    Korinthe says: thank god
    Beca says: nope
    flars says: not me
    Korinthe is laughing out loud
    Djo asks: len had babies?
    DuctTape says (to MBF): cute.
    Korinthe says: ugh
    DuctTape says (to Korinthe): yes.
    Serge says: lesbian babies
    - on vTH, of course, 5/13/04

  • "Marcus, you'd better be wearing something under that. *zzzzzip* Aaaaaaah!"
    -Doug, In the Hallway.

  • "Random numbers aren't determined by alphabetical order!"
    -Dylan, arguing over how to generate the housing lottery numbers

  • "Well I was staring at your crotch!"
    -Joe, during poker, to Eric

  • "Are you dry? Can I rub you?"
    -Beca, While drawing comics in the library.

  • "M: What's one of your favorite kind of desserts? L: Pie M: Mmmm, Pie. M: No"
    -Meech and Laura, In the kitchen.

  • "It's like my brain is a toaster. I put a piece of bread in, and push the little lever down, and it pops up, and there's no toast."
    -Sean, having brain problems while trying to wake up.

  • "I tried to be in WiCS, but ... I got bored of the bagels."
    -Lucia, in the library, discussing our concentrations

  • "You're afraid of the zipper, but not of penis whiplash...."
    -Jordan, in the library, in the middle of a discussion on male urination, at 11:20 PM March 6, 2004.

  • "We will not be making kim chee until we have ventilation."
    -at the TH General Meeting, 3/1/04.

  • "Who's the gimp?" "I am. And don't call me that!"
    -Anthony, While playing Soulcalibur

  • "You can't integrate a baby!"
    -Dylan, Arguing against Marcus's reasoning that being pregnant can be in the "grey area"

  • "It's like sucking -- in stereo!"
    -Rich, Magic Night, while people made Droplet sounds

  • "Yes, in fact Jesus did not live in an igloo either. This might be related."
    -Beca, during French and Indian Food War 2004 (February 5)

  • "Sean's friend: "I guess" Sean: "No no no no no. There is no guessing. This is what I dictate to you as the truth, and you accept without question." JRo: "Who are you, the Catholic Church?""
    -Sean & JRo, while Sean was talking to his friend on the phone in Sean & JRo's room

  • "You think he has a 5-inch dick?"
    -Dan Mortenson, In the TH lounge, during Super Bowl XXXVIII

  • "It's like getting in a fight and winning."
    -Graham, during the superbowl, about drinking his tequila

  • DMLou says: everyone knows that unless she has blue hair and watercolor boobs, I'm not interested j/k
    -Lou, on vTH 1/28/04

  • Don smiles: [...]Also, what's your body to anyone? You're like a daemon to me. :)
    -Don, on vTH, 1/6/2004

  • "Why does my hand taste so weird?"
    -Doug, after overcoming fist-in-mouth disease, 12/18/2003

  • "DMLou says: Tech House: where the men are men, the women are men, and the tentacle demons are scared"
    -Lou, on vTH, 12/9/2003

  • "People need to learn how to clean up stuff after themselves. If they don't I shall coat myself with Nair and rub myself on your sheets."
    -Graham, Trying to get people to clean up the lounge.

  • "If I go in there and it smells like penetrated vagina, you're all dead!"
    -Dan Mortenson, Trying to get phe week

  • Korinthe says: wtf is "reachaty"
    ryan smiles: it's a term you put in google to find the quotes page. :)
    - vTH, Dec 4 03

  • ""Speak for yourself""
    -Scoot, In response to a dailyjolt post that said all the people in the SunLab were pale

  • "I want to play the next Terminator."
    -Beca, After seeing a commercial for T3.

  • "I'm as normal as a clam. Wait... er... huh?"
    -Jason, As JRo claimed he was a normal person

  • "DuctTape sets the land speed record for good to screwed."
    Don says (to DuctTape): eh. You should see my stock portfolio.
    -Ducttape (Mike Boilen) on vTH

  • "I don't know that you need a building named after you to get heard"
    -Laura, speaking about how reachaty administration is to the students

  • "Does Chris Nemcosky have to pretend he has a five inch dick? Oh, I mean foot."
    -Chris Nemcosky, At a house meeting.

  • "I might be alergic to funny discolored something"
    -Dylan, Kitchen, Pre-javaspook upon inspecting a pot with funny white discolorations on the bottom.

  • "Your fireball is avoided by the five elements...of lawyerism."
    -Dylan, 10/31/03, Speaking in dub-fu, as he flowed through the patterns of defense necessary to ward off Ninja Doug's ultimate attack.

  • "...because I'm a Giant Fucking Monkey Cock!"
    -Graham, in the hall, going to jo's

  • Horrible says: You know, being drunk is not really like losing control.
    Horrible says: It's like rolling a 1d20 and having the threshold for being tactful being really high, so you have to roll an 18 or above
    -- Veronica, 8/5/03, on vTH.

  • Korinthe says (to An): "nerdly" is a compliment. "nerd" + "studly". means not necessarily physically attractive but you still want to jump his or her bones. Perhaps cranial bones.
    -- Curran, July 29, 2003, on vTH.

    Beca says: don't be scared, Scott. Curran and I only have Lou-seeking missiles at the moment
    DMLou says: eh, why should I bother defending myself anyway... not like I give a rat's ass if you think I'm a sicko pervert
    Beca adds, with an evil leer, "And it's wednesday."

    -Beca, taking Lou for all that he says he is, because that's for Wednesdays 7/9/03

    Beca says: besides, I thought you would appreciate *someone* taking an interest - seeing as how you complain that you don't get enough attention from members of the opposite species.
    Korinthe says: especially in your pants.
    Korinthe says: every time beca and i take an interest in your pants, you get all huffy

    -Beca and Curran continue with Lou 7/9/03

    Still haven't had enough? Look at our quotes from last year.